Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy.

Part deux of my annoying fucking self-serving blog!

Glad to see you could make it to the encore. I actually wasn't even sure if I'd manage to be able to put together a second act, but, here goes, eh?

I was tempted to write more 'about me' in this one, however, that would be no fun. Then you assholes would actually expect some sort of linear writing from me, yet, if you know me in the least, my brain does not function in said manners.

I think today will be a musing about something or other.

Perhaps even humor.

Something most people lack. Or, if they do have it, it's far too often a contrived amalgamation of bullshit or gratuitous self-degradation. I have found myself on many an occasion to be sitting with others either at home or at a theater watching something that is a supposed 'comedy,' only to find myself bored to tears and completely unamused, whilst most others in my presence are laughing themselves silly. And, then I realize, as usual, it's not just about the content, but how said content is presented. These people can't figure out that there's far more to 'comedy' than just saying words that are funny. It needs to be displayed in a manner that makes it amusing. If you need proof, look at the best stand up comics of all time. Look at Carlin, take a look at Hicks, Chappelle, Jim Carrey, Williams, Pryor, et. al. Those motherfuckers had stage skills like few others. Facial expressions and body language are where true humor is found. But far too many of these comedy 'actors' are stiff to the point of being wooden, their body language is more annoying than amusing, and the humor is utterly lost on people that actually enjoy things that are funny. So, my advice to comedians is this, work on your fucking delivery, or get the fuck out of the business. OK? Thanks.

And that, good folks, is my compacted rant for the evening!

Half a great fucking night, assholes! =)